Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints Author:Phyllis Diller If you've seen the Surveyor moon pictures, you've seen Phyllis Diller's living room. But disasters like this don't just happen. They're planned. — Here are just a few examples of the diligent Diller method for guaranteeing total abstinence from the curse of housework. — "If your kids write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them p... more »ut in the year."
"Instead of washing the light fixtures use stronger bulbs. I've gone from 25 watts to a thousand in three years."
"Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it."
"Don't feel you have to bathe your baby every day. He won't tell anybody."
"Watch the expression on your babysitter's face when you refuse to tell her where you can be reached."
"I may be the only woman in the world who has a tan from the light on the princess phone."
"When your husband wants to go out with the boys, let him. It's easier to sulk than to be nice to him."