Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints Author:Phyllis Diller This comprehensive, thoroughly researched book covers: — Housekeeping: "If your kids write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year." — Cooking: "Dont taste the food while you're cooking it. You may lose the nerve to serve it." — Entertaining: "Grow a cactus in the living room. It makes the sand on your floor look ... more »like part of the decor."
Children: "Don't call a baby-sitter who knows your children. She won't come."
Saving Money: "At Christmas time silver your leftover sauerkraut and hang it on the tree."
Husbands: "To preserve your marriage, always use terms of endearment like, 'Sweetheart, you know I can't stand your fathead mother, darling.'"
When you have mastered this book your house will be a mess, your marriage a flop, your children vagrants, and your friends just a memory - or your money back.« less