Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints Author:Phyllis Diller ...Phyllis Diller's living room...disasters like this don't just happen. They're planned. — How? — Here are just a few examples of the diligent Diller method for guaranteeing total abstinence from the curse of housework. — "If your kids write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year." — "Instead of washing the light fix... more »tures, use stronger bulbs. I've gone from 25 watts to a thousand in three years."
"Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it."