Pieface and Daphne Author:Lila Perl It's great to be an only child! — As long as I've got such fun parents and a terrific friend like Shirley Brummage - the nice old lady who calls me Pieface - who needs a brother or sister? — But today I got the news. — My cousin Daphne is coming to stay - for the entire summer! Just because her mom thinks it would be good for me to have a "sister"!... more »
Now it's "do this" and "do that" and all this fixing up the guestroom for Daff-n-ee. You'd think the Queen was coming.
Imagine...An eleven-and-a-half-year-old Queen. Ugh!« less