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SHOPPING: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.
A little coitus never hoitus.
Hi-tech Redneck Glossary:
REBOOT - What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
SERVER - That feller who doles out the beans.
SPREAD SHEET - One way of fertilizin' a field.
POINT AND CLICK - What happens when yer gun misfires.
CELL PHONE - What you use to make yer one call from prison.
3.5 INCH FLOPPY - The droppin' of a really small cow.
MICROCHIP - That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell.
HARD DRIVE - A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."