Book Reviews of Real Vampires Have Curves (Real Vampires, Bk 1)

Real Vampires Have Curves (Real Vampires, Bk 1)
Real Vampires Have Curves - Real Vampires, Bk 1
Author: Gerry Bartlett
PBS Market Price: $8.09 or $4.19+1 credit
ISBN-13: 9780425220962
ISBN-10: 0425220966
Publication Date: 2/1/2008
Pages: 336
Rating:
  • Currently 3.7/5 Stars.
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3.7 stars, based on 128 ratings
Publisher: Berkley
Book Type: Paperback
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Helpful Score: 7
Ths book was cute, and i will proabbly read the next one in the series. But is not one for my keeper shelf. REaders of Betsy the Vampire Queen will probably want to give this one a try.
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Helpful Score: 4
I only got about half way through this then lost total interest. I thought it would be as good as MaryJanice Davidsons's books but NOPE! I thought it to be very boring. I though I would like it b/c the base story seems interesting but it wasn't. It dragged and never really got interesting for me.
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Helpful Score: 4
Cute, light, funny vampire story. Puts me in the mind of the Queen Betsy series. Glory is a good character, funny, sassy and a vamp. Nice to see a fuller figure lady getting some hot men!! :)
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Helpful Score: 3
Fun book. Fast pace and will make you chuckle. Plot is simple but funny. Characters are cute and memerable. Looking forward to reading book 2.
Alice
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Helpful Score: 3
Modern day vampire tale. I was a bit disappointed, as I thought it would be better. It started slow but I kept reading as it is set in Austin TX my hometown, it did get better in the middle, lagged once again and really didnt finish with a bang. It was somewhat predictable. I will read the next one, but wont be running out to buy it new.
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Helpful Score: 1
It sounded like a good book but i read up to 50 or more pages and I couldnt get into it.
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Helpful Score: 1
This is a really cute, witty and saucy series!
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Helpful Score: 1
If you like the Betsy series you'll like this one. It was to cutesy for me. I don't like the Betsy series either so I should have known better than to read this one.
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Helpful Score: 1
I loved this book! Could hardly put it down and am now waiting for three more of the series to arrive. A great fun read.
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Helpful Score: 1
if charlaine harris and maryjanice davidson wrote about vampires together, this would be the book! it's hilarious and the first one in the series. i loved them, laughed out loud! the dog is hilarious. read these books!
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Helpful Score: 1
This book was an okay read. It would have been nice to see a bit more between Glory and Jerry or Glory and Damien. Glory and anyone actually.

I don't plan on reading any more of the series.
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I would have to agree with Michelle R. about this book. I give it 2 1/2 stars - it seemed very interesting at first, but then became rather boring and dull and I lost total interest. I fiund the talking dog things interesting, but then it completely bored me not even halfway through. Sorry Gerry - it just didn't captivate me...
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Solid, fun, fluff book.
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I couldn't get past chapter 1 for some reason I just couldn't connect with this book. It just seemed to be written a lot like the Dead end Dating series and I didn't like that one either. But I do like the Queen Betsy series, go figure.
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Great book it is a fun series!
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Good paranormal story!
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Though rather predictible, this book was very cute. Gloria is a slightly old fashioned woman teaching herself how to be a modern one. The dialogue is snappy and amusing, the characters are entertaining..and the ending leaves you guessing! I enjoyed it, and any fan of vampires, romance and comedy will enjoy it too.
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Too much like Mary Janice Davidson's Undead series which I also didn't like. Too childish...reminds me of a bunch of teenage girls yakking it up. I found it very irritating. However, if you enjoy MJD's series, you will definitely like it.
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Clumsy vamp turned by love of her life Scottish hunk. Shapeshifter (dog) body guard, crazy vamp roommate, and lots of laughs. I enjoyed the book and have already read the next one. I'm on #3 and not disappointed yet.
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One of my favorite series. I highly recommend this book and the rest of the series too!!
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This was a fun read. It's along the lines of Mary Janice Davidson and Kimberly Raye. I def enjoyed it and am planning on reading the rest of the series.
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I thought the book was cute, funny and actually a very fast read. It is set in Austin, TX which was fun for me. I did get four out of the five books in the series and I don't think that I will have any problem finish reading them.
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Was funny and interesting.
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So disappointed! Had really high hopes and just couldn't connect to any of the characters and the story seemed to jump all over the place.
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Fun book!
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I didn't make it past the first page. It wasn't bad, it just seemed like yet another cutesy book and I can only take so many of those. But if you like that type, what I would call the blond vampire book (like MaryJanice Davidson), then you'll probably enjoy this.
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I loved this book!!! Gerry Bartlett really knows how to pull readers into a world that they can relate to. I recommend the entire series as the storyline never has a dull moment. If you have also wished your boobs and butt would bloat instead of your tummy this is the book for you.