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A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Carnivorous Carnival
A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Carnivorous Carnival Author:Lemony Snickett Disclaimer: Lemony Snicket is not responsible for side efftecs that may result from listening to this audio, including, but not limited to weeping, moaning, and tearing out one's hair in dispair. Dear Listener, The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book means "meat-eating". and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, th... more »ere is no reason to read any further. This carniverous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. It would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank and Chabo the Wolf Baby.
To avoid causing discomfort, your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.