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Subject: sex words that make you go EWWWWWW
Date Posted: 2/26/2008 2:59 PM ET
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From an HP I just read:

"She cried out his name as Luca did hers--feeling him bucking inside her, delivering his precious load to her deprived body."

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Makes it additionally ewww that this characters is a total playboy. I hate to think what might be lurking in that "precious load" if he never uses protection.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:04 PM ET
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"Precious load"---that just makes me snicker! 

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:07 PM ET
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Whenever I read about the hero "slurping up her juices" I think eeewww.



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Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:12 PM ET
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"precious load"

now thats funny!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:18 PM ET
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I absolutly hate it when they involve body parts that shouldn't be involved like ......... banging on the cervix?   Ouch.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:25 PM ET
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Oh yeah, or actually entering her womb - God forbid!

 

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:27 PM ET
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LOL.  I hate "phallus" but I think I already mentioned that in another thread.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 3:33 PM ET
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I agree about the excerpt you posted.  One of my pet peeves is an author who likes the word "manroot".  Ugh.  I looked it up and its the root of something similar to a sweet potato vine. 

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 4:29 PM ET
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manroot and precious load -   oo ha ha

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 6:46 PM ET
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Ow--my stomach hurts from laughing. Precious load--sounds like something a doting parent would call their child'd dirty diaper! And manroot--yeah ewwww.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:03 PM ET
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Yeah I could do without any juice slurping as well.  Precious Load?  BWAH!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:11 PM ET
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and how about when she "weeps" for him!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:21 PM ET
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EwwwwEwwwwwEwwww!  

This thread is officially my new diet aid!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:23 PM ET
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OMG precious load? That reminds of that  little creepy dude from Lord Of The Rings.Slurping juices makes me think of eating watermelon.

Personally,the "nubbin" or "little nubbin" references  make me cringe.

 

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:34 PM ET
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ugh I could name a lot lol her pearl, her button, weeping is one I hate as well....or if she is "tearing" and not from her eyes lol

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:38 PM ET
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you know what ---- I don't like "slit" either.  jeeez.  almost makes me mad.  and these are women writing these terms!  dang.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:59 PM ET
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Ok here's the word that I can't stand...c*nt. I hate that word. I especially can't stand it when it's a woman saying it. The other thing that I just have to roll my eyes at is when they say the guy has "spilled his seed" into the woman. Oh good grief! Do I really need to think about it like that???? I mean that brings to mind Johnny Appleseed running through the meadows dropping seed everywhere. Each time a seed falls a little tree grows...come on!!!



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Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:00 PM ET
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Talk about women authors making poor word choices....I read a book just before Christmas (and posted it to get rid of it) in which the author uses the "C" and "D" words to describe the male and female body parts of interest, respectively.  Ugh.  At least with "precious load" you can snicker.  Which HP was it, so I can avoid it.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:11 PM ET
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At least you're envisioning flowers, Michelle.  I see little fishy sperms floating around!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:15 PM ET
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LOL must be heck to clean that up...we have a toxic spill...please send out the Haz Mat team!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:16 PM ET
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I prefer for an author to come right out and say it, the d, c, other c, and p words don't bother me. Maybe since I love erotica, and they don't sugarcoat anything lol

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:21 PM ET
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Marilyn - it was Bought By the Billionaire Prince  by  Carol Marinelli. Not half bad, aside from the gag-o-rama.

I much prefer the earthier terms, myself. Within reason. There's earthy and then there's... should be buried.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:23 PM ET
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I'd rather read c0ck or d1ck than "nature's joystick", which I swear to you I read in a recent contemporary erotica book. 

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 8:46 PM ET
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Ah, that's where we vary.  I would rather read the euphemism than the rude slang most of the time, although some of the phrases mentioned here are...well, you can see the request for new euphemisms by editors doesn't always improve matters ! :-) On a side, though related, note -- one of the funniest sequences I've seen in a movie is in "10 Things I Hate About You" where the romance author/guidance counselor is looking for alternative adjectives while writing a sex scene at work. What a hoot!

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 9:15 PM ET
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"Nature's joystick"?! And I thought "Pleasure Center" sounded too much like video games!

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