Shut Up and Eat Your Snowshoes Author:Jack Douglas What happens when a city slicker flees the safety of Sardi's for the wilds of Canada? Comedian Jack Douglas had to find out. So he picked up his family - Japanese wife, Reiko, number one son, Bobby and his menage of 2 dogs, 5 wolves and a cougar- and took off for the Canadian backwoods where the nearest mailbox is a mere 116 miles away. — "This i... more »s one of the funniest stories of a man's frozen assets I have ever read."