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This was one of the worst books I've ever read, and I've read some really bad books. It seemed as if it would be fun and cute and enjoyable but it was one badly written sex scene after another. I really don't understand why writers fill their pages with such crap. Even if it had redeemable qualities I'd still give this book one star because of the sex alone. Honestly when the heroine goes on about the heroes junk being larger than she expected and then says it is not "inhumanely large. Not like an animal, for instance." ... what am I supposed to do with that? That doesn't even begin to detail the worst part of this book which is, IT'S NOT REALLY STEAMPUNK! Just because you use the phrase steampunk over and over again doesn't make something steampunk.