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Subject: supposed to be sexy, but grosses me out!
Date Posted: 4/11/2008 1:23 PM ET
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... weird moustache sex.  Where the guy has a thick moustache that's always getting into the action.This seems to be exclusively a 1980's contemporary trend, thank goodness.  I have nothing against moutaches, but my husband is apparently very discreet with his. ;-)

... back-breaking, jaw-aching kisses.  Another trend that thankfully seems to have died out.

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 1:25 PM ET
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LOL.... this is a funny topic!

I would have to include guys that wear thick gold chains that remind me of Mr. T. Yuck!

Also ( have a farmer that comes in like this) shirts that are unbuttoned too low, showing tons of chect hair. Ugh!

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 2:12 PM ET
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::shudder:: glad I have not gotten to stache sex lol

I'm not for hairy men....facial or body wise lol

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 4:17 PM ET
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I got an older romance novel as a freebie and the guy on it has a 'stache.  I can't bring myself to read it.  The cover makes me groan, as it's obviously a bad 80's one. 

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 9:44 PM ET
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Ewwwwwwww!  Gross!  Blech, plhhh...  I'm choking on what feels like a fur ball here..:P

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 11:28 PM ET
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I like mustaches.

I don't get the kissing the eyes thing in romance books.  My husband did that once and I was like-ew now my eyelids are wet. 

And I don't want him to kiss me after he's done a certain somethign from me.  Um go wash your face please.

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 11:33 PM ET
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Eww...I don't like moustaches.  My husband gets a wild hair up his arse every year and grows out a beard, yuck!

I hate having my ears slobbered on, so the nibbling of ears always drives me mad in the books I read.

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 11:34 PM ET
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Are the jaw-aching kisses like the ones where the guy mashes your mouth open so hard your jaw locks in the maximum opening position, and then crams his entire tongue in there?  Cuz if so, yuck!  Had a few of those in my life and it felt just a little bit shy of attempted rape.  Not to mention slimy, painful, and outright gross.  My hubby is a good kisser:P  I wasn't about to marry some dufus who would dislocate my jaw at the altar.

Ew, and ear slobbering is disgusting too.  That always kinda urks me out when  the hero is tonguing the heroine's ear in a book.  Bleh.



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Date Posted: 4/11/2008 11:48 PM ET
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My husband gets a wild hair up his arse every year and grows out a beard, yuck!

Am suffering through that myself at the moment. It's like the McSteamy.  It looks good on him but I LOATHE the feel of facial hair and I really hate to kiss him with it.  I've begged him for months to please shave but he's resistant.  I think he did it because he's got a young looking face and he thinks it makes him look more mature.  He tells me he'll shave when it gets warmer.  I've countered with I'll kiss you when you shave.  We are working on a compromise.

Date Posted: 4/11/2008 11:52 PM ET
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Dawn, that's exactly how it is!  He has such a wonderful baby-face when he's clean shaven and actually looks his age (26) as opposed to 35 with the dumb beard.  I look young for my age and it's really sad when you go out on a date and the waitress point blank asks your husband what his daughter wants to drink. :P

Date Posted: 4/12/2008 2:31 AM ET
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My husband has both mustache and beard and I like 'em, but descriptions of guys with facial hair do nothing for me, oddly enough.  They always sound gross.

I think ear-licking is hot, but stay out of the navals, please!