Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30 Author:David Katz A wickedly humorous look at this many rite of passage. — There are certain times in a guy's life when everything changes--and turning 30 is a huge milestone. No more excuses: you are, or should be, a full-fledged adult. To make things a little smoother on this momentous occasion, Esquire lets you know exactly what a man should no longer be... more » doing. Just in case you can't figure it out for yourself. Here are just a few of the never-to-be-forgotten, wildly funny rules about the old habits you simply have to leave behind:
See any movie with elves, mutants, wookies, or other non-human characters on opening night
Figure out which dirty words are spelled by phone number.