More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes Author:Jeff Parietti 400 more of the most hilarious bonehead remarks ever made in the history of athletics. More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes brings you more of the hysterical humor that made your sides hurt the first time with The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes. "I've always said a home run is just a baseball that goes over the fence." — -- ... more »Mark McGwire, Slugger of Tape-Measure Home Run Fame "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
-- Dennis Rodman, on Chicago Bulls Team Chemistry Being Overrated "The average attendance at Cubs games this year is 48 degrees."
-- The Late Harry Caray, Chicago Cubs Broadcaster"It's an aura from God."