Turkey Riddles Author:Katy Hall, Lisa Eisenberg What did the turkey say when the Pilgrim passed the potatoes? "No, thanks. I’m stuffed." What’s the difference between a turkey and an owl? A turkey doesn’t give a hoot. Kids will gobble up these plucky turkey puns—the perfect treat for anyone with a fowl sense of humor. Fluff up your feathers and get ready for laughs!