Veins Author:Drew VEINS is a dark-humor novel about 22 years of a man's life in the middle of Ohio. Written by Drew, author of two of the most popular comics online, Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea. — "It's like you're born and they put eggs and index cards and fish in a blender, and you have to drink it. Every sip is worse, but you have to keep going... more » every day. The last sip is horrible and then the glass is empty, and life's over."