What Dads Can't Do - Mini Edition Author:Douglas Wood There are lots of things that regular people can do but dads can't.Dads can't cross the street without holding hands.They can push, but can't swing.When dads play hide-and-seek they always get found, but they have a hard time finding you.Dads really need to be kissed good night at bedtime. It's a wonder they make it through life at all!