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Subject: words you never see in a romance novel
Date Posted: 1/12/2010 5:29 PM ET
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"You know honey, you're probably right about not wanting to pass on your bad genes. What say we use a donor or adopt, instead?"

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 6:44 PM ET
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lol

"Of course, darling. I will stay right here just like you said to and I won't move a muscle until you return!"

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 7:17 PM ET
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ROFL.

You're right, sweetheart.  I do deserve better.  Have a nice life!

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 9:18 PM ET
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Hahahahah!

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 9:43 PM ET
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"You know, you really should have married my brother."

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 10:10 PM ET
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LOL!

"I know, my penis really is very small."

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 10:41 PM ET
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ROFLOL!  You gals are too much!

"She reached down to touch his large, throbbing manhood, only she found a small, boy part instead."

Date Posted: 1/12/2010 11:26 PM ET
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Oh, I don't think I can top those! I was just thinking something like, "I wish we could stop going to family parties; all the women your five brothers have recently married are so damn annoying."

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 12:18 AM ET
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What do you mean you found out you have the clap the day AFTER you seduced me!

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 12:19 AM ET
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"I've loved you ever since you were a little girl, but now, well, you're getting a little old for me."

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 6:12 AM ET
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"Sweetheart, have you ever thought of getting implants?"

"I've already got implants!"



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Date Posted: 1/13/2010 6:23 AM ET
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"Are you sure you are in?"

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 7:53 AM ET
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"Actually, it wasn't that good".

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 8:31 AM ET
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"I forgave him for killing my father long ago."

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 9:09 AM ET
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"I'm sorry it's just not that big,I'm gonna have to find a new lover."

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 12:55 PM ET
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And on the flipside of the coin:

Do the math, honey.  You're seven feet tall and I'm 5'2.  You can just put that thing away because it's not coming anywhere near me!

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 1:54 PM ET
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"Honey, my (insert correct evil person here ie mistress/stepmother/stepsister/ex-girlfriend) is spreading the most aweful lies about you.  Don't worry I don't believe a word they are saying and I will be telling (evil person) to stop talking about you."

or

"Honey, I heard a rumor about you today and I want to talk to you about it so that there are no misconceptions."

or

"Honey, not tonight I have a headache."



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Date Posted: 1/13/2010 2:01 PM ET
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"HEY, that's exit only!"

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 2:10 PM ET
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"I'd love to make love with you, but I'm on that time of the month...maybe next week!"

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 2:44 PM ET
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Arranged marriage - whopee!  Oh mama I just can't wait to marry a man I have never seen and never met - this is the happiest day of my life.

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 2:59 PM ET
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I've had a bad day and you can stick that thing where the sun don't shine because it ain't coming near me,

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 4:08 PM ET
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LOL!  These are funny! :)

"When was the last time you took a bath?"



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Date Posted: 1/13/2010 4:35 PM ET
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*heroine thinking* I'm not going to make a sound, there's an intruder in my house and even though he's probably a HOT guy and not a criminal I'm not going to yell out "Who's there"

ETA: And I'm NOT going to be scared of him but lust after him at the same time!



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Date Posted: 1/13/2010 5:03 PM ET
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"Oh, sweetie, don't kiss me. You've got morning breath."

Date Posted: 1/13/2010 5:29 PM ET
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"For crying out loud, I'm nauseated as hell, I don't even want to KISS you right now."

(What I was saying throughout the entire 9 months of pregnancy. I'm glad I didn't read romance then because seeing people kiss in movie trailers literally made me puke.)

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