The Zen of Zombie Author:Scott Kenemore Reanimate yourself for success with advice on life, love, and work from the undead! — Zombies aren't afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through The Zen of Zombie! — * Be adaptable - zombies make the best of a situation. — * Count your blessings - a brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvise... more »d zombie barricades.
* WWZD (What Would Zombies Do?)
* Slow down! Another delicious brain is just around the corner.
* Speak only when necessary - when zombies talk, people listen.
* Zombies don't negotiate - neither should you.
* Plus a ninety-day guide to complete zombification!« less