Dear Dumb Diary,
I got another poem today from You-Know-Who...
Sneak a peak inside the diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true... or at least as true as it needs to be. In this, the third installment of her diary, Jamie is hiding from an admirer too gross to be mentioned. At the same time she's fallen for Hudson, but Hudson has his eyes on the Princess Turd of Turdsylvania, who some think is the prettiest girl in the school.
Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.