Larger	The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1 Author: Scott Dikkers, Robert Siegel, The Onion, Mike Loew
	Book Information Publisher: Three Rivers Press Book Type: Paperback Rating: 9 ISBN-13: 9780609804636 - ISBN-10: 0609804634 Publication Date: 4/4/2000 Pages: 176

The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor.  Now The Onion returns  with Volume One of  the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including:
--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable
--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA
--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret