Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. Here’s just a sampling of the linguistic lunacy inside:
bo•lo•gna (b_ lo’ n_), v. 1. to be amazed, impressed. “That Skynyrd tribute band rocked! I’m tellin’ you man, I was bologna way!”
hand•some (han’s_m), v. 1. to manually transfer a requested object. “Dang, it’s gettin’ hot. When you get done with that sunscreen, could you handsome over?”
i•so•late (i’ s_ lat’), n. and v. 1. an explanation for extreme tardiness, usually in the form of an excuse. “Sorry isolate, but I hit a deer on the way over here!”
pa•rade (p_ rad’), v. 1. to implore or plead, usually in a spiritual context. “I spent my paycheck on Lotto tickets, and then I parade and parade.”
So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!