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Holidays On Ice
Author: David Sedaris, Ann Magnuson, Amy Sedaris
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Publisher: Time Warner Audio Books
Book Type: Audio Cassette
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ISBN-13: 9781570425677 - ISBN-10: 1570425671
Publication Date: 12/1/1997


Other Versions of this Book: Paperback, Hardcover, Audio CD (Abridged)

Book Description:
Holidays on Ice is a collection of three previously published stories matched with three newer ones, all, of course, on a Christmas theme. David Sedaris's darkly playful humor is another common thread through the book, worming its way through "Seasons Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!" a chipper suburban Christmas letter that spirals dizzily out of control, and "Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol," a vicious theatrical review of children's Christmas pageants. As always, Sedaris's best work is his sharply observed nonfiction, notably in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore," the tale of a memorable Christmas during which the young Sedaris learns to see his family in a new light. Worth the price of the book alone is the hilarious "SantaLand Diaries," Sedaris's chronicle of his time working as an elf at Macy's, covering everything from the preliminary group lectures ("You are not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.") to the perils of inter-elf flirtation. Along the way, he paints a funny and sad portrait of the way the countless parents who pass through SantaLand are too busy creating an Experience to really pay attention to their children. In a sly way, it carries a holiday message all its own. Read it aloud to the adults after the kids have gone to bed. --Ali Davis

Contents: Santaland Diaries -- Based Upon a True Story -- Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!! -- Front Row Center With Thaddeus Bristol -- Dinah, the Christmas Whore -- Christmas Means Giving.

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(hickgal) - MD wrote on 11/27/2008...


The stories of being an elf at Macy's were roll on the floor funny. If you need a good holiday laugh this one is the ticket.

Barry B. (Barry1776) wrote on 2/19/2007...


A wickedly funny collectoon, read by the author, his sister Amy, and Ann Magnuson.

Eleanor H. (eleanorhowe) wrote on 2/19/2007...


Hilarious rendition of "The Santaland Diaries" heard on NPR and a few other essays. "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!" is read by Ann Magnusson, and is (I believe) the funniest of the lot.

Karen U. (editorgrrl) wrote on 5/31/2006...


A twisted holiday classic that can be listened to again & again. Written by David Sedaris; read by David Sedaris, his sister Amy Sedaris, and actress Ann Magnuson on two cassettes. Approximately 3 hours. Three previously published stories: "The SantaLand Diaries," "Dinah, the Christmas Whore," and "Season's Greetings Greetings to our Friends and Family!!!" plus three new ones "Based on A True Story," "Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol," and "Christmas Means Giving." David Sedaris is always laugh-out-loud, blow-milk-out-your-nose funny, especially in audio (as listeners to NPR's This American Life can attest).

Leigh R. wrote on 4/8/2006...


The Santaland Diaries is hilarious! Life as a Christmas Elf has never been so exciting.

Raquel G. (rmg321) wrote on 11/18/2005...


hysterical piece about being a Macy's elf.

Kieran M. (napper) wrote on 9/2/2005...


Very funny. Not for kids, though. Very grown-up, biting humor.


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