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Title	Date Submitted	Words	Views
Har! Har! Har!	12/13/2011	1,012	208
Fred Gets His Sideboards	12/13/2011	779	201
The difference between zoos	12/13/2011	38	205
The dangers of random decisions~	7/31/2011	265	404
You lied!	6/13/2011	55	350
Another Book	2/2/2011	131	236
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'	8/2/2009	806	278
I'm a Time Traveller	7/19/2009	248	211
Nature vs. Nurture	5/20/2009	696	175
The Raid	3/23/2009	120	283
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs	1/20/2009	793	364
Butt Stuffing	1/13/2009	174	406
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons	1/7/2009	361	216
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny	1/6/2009	3,135	362
PLOTS FOR SALE	1/5/2009	1,196	279
FOOD FOR THOUGHT	12/25/2008	578	327
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner	12/12/2008	238	229
Cat In The Car	12/3/2008	182	299
A Reason For Crabgrass	11/24/2008	187	208
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks	11/19/2008	102	323
Ode To Barbara Mandrell	11/19/2008	95	237
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags	11/19/2008	169	316
Two and a Half Rebel Hens	7/2/2008	815	262
I Don't Eat Trees!!!	4/5/2008	202	305
The Night We Will Never Forget	10/31/2007	1,461	270
A Down Home Funeral	10/14/2007	1,216	368
Decapitating Ken	9/29/2007	378	393
A Study in Green, Yellow and Red	9/8/2007	281	308
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System	7/6/2007	468	384
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"	6/22/2007	1,562	362
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku	6/16/2007	11	300
A Hot Night in the Woods	4/21/2007	563	242
Car Slayer	4/11/2007	402	280
Death by Watermelon	4/11/2007	411	306
The Real Resume	4/11/2007	465	309
Untitled	3/17/2007	839	596
The Wyrding Well of the Pines	3/5/2007	1,697	226
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!	3/5/2007	1,488	270
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)	3/5/2007	35	392
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head	3/3/2007	647	482
The Truth About Honesty	2/26/2007	684	361
Can I Get Fries With That? - Adventures in Eclectic Dining	2/18/2007	1,347	316
Haiku Minus Sixteen: The Controversy	2/17/2007	1,484	429
Do People Eat Bugs?	2/12/2007	545	347
What's So Funny About A Kidney Stone?	2/8/2007	1,133	694
Potential Opening Lines for Novels	1/29/2007	419	410
The Saga of the Slab of Seven Mile Road	1/26/2007	656	209
Here kitty kitty	1/23/2007	224	223
Sexy Grandma	1/19/2007	39	427
Jeopardy In The Kitchen	1/19/2007	146	288

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