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Title
Date Submitted
Words
Views
Har! Har! Har!
12/13/2011
1,012
573
Fred Gets His Sideboards
12/13/2011
779
561
The difference between zoos
12/13/2011
38
657
The dangers of random decisions~
7/31/2011
265
760
You lied!
6/13/2011
55
814
Another Book
2/2/2011
131
589
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'
8/2/2009
806
633
I'm a Time Traveller
7/19/2009
248
552
Nature vs. Nurture
5/20/2009
696
520
The Raid
3/23/2009
120
639
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs
1/20/2009
793
744
Butt Stuffing
1/13/2009
174
810
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons
1/7/2009
361
578
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny
1/6/2009
3,135
1,114
PLOTS FOR SALE
1/5/2009
1,196
617
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
12/25/2008
578
702
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner
12/12/2008
238
584
Cat In The Car
12/3/2008
182
646
A Reason For Crabgrass
11/24/2008
187
554
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks
11/19/2008
102
687
Ode To Barbara Mandrell
11/19/2008
95
632
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags
11/19/2008
169
715
Two and a Half Rebel Hens
7/2/2008
815
657
I Don't Eat Trees!!!
4/5/2008
202
655
The Night We Will Never Forget
10/31/2007
1,461
617
A Down Home Funeral
10/14/2007
1,216
780
Decapitating Ken
9/29/2007
378
822
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System
7/6/2007
468
774
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"
6/22/2007
1,562
852
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku
6/16/2007
11
670
A Hot Night in the Woods
4/21/2007
563
589
Car Slayer
4/11/2007
402
622
Death by Watermelon
4/11/2007
411
654
The Real Resume
4/11/2007
465
775
Untitled
3/17/2007
839
937
The Wyrding Well of the Pines
3/5/2007
1,697
584
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!
3/5/2007
1,488
658
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)
3/5/2007
35
829
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head
3/3/2007
647
1,038
The Truth About Honesty
2/26/2007
684
848
Can I Get Fries With That? - Adventures in Eclectic Dining
2/18/2007
1,347
803
Haiku Minus Sixteen: The Controversy
2/17/2007
1,484
959
Do People Eat Bugs?
2/12/2007
545
793
What's So Funny About A Kidney Stone?
2/8/2007
1,133
1,296
Potential Opening Lines for Novels
1/29/2007
419
1,681
The Saga of the Slab of Seven Mile Road
1/26/2007
656
685
Here kitty kitty
1/23/2007
224
572
Sexy Grandma
1/19/2007
39
920
Jeopardy In The Kitchen
1/19/2007
146
731
The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game!
1/18/2007
223
1,569
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