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Title
Date Submitted
Words
Views
Har! Har! Har!
12/13/2011
1,012
501
Fred Gets His Sideboards
12/13/2011
779
491
The difference between zoos
12/13/2011
38
591
The dangers of random decisions~
7/31/2011
265
693
You lied!
6/13/2011
55
694
Another Book
2/2/2011
131
516
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'
8/2/2009
806
559
I'm a Time Traveller
7/19/2009
248
478
Nature vs. Nurture
5/20/2009
696
452
The Raid
3/23/2009
120
567
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs
1/20/2009
793
671
Butt Stuffing
1/13/2009
174
727
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons
1/7/2009
361
504
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny
1/6/2009
3,135
971
PLOTS FOR SALE
1/5/2009
1,196
552
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
12/25/2008
578
626
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner
12/12/2008
238
511
Cat In The Car
12/3/2008
182
572
A Reason For Crabgrass
11/24/2008
187
486
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks
11/19/2008
102
609
Ode To Barbara Mandrell
11/19/2008
95
561
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags
11/19/2008
169
640
Two and a Half Rebel Hens
7/2/2008
815
581
I Don't Eat Trees!!!
4/5/2008
202
582
The Night We Will Never Forget
10/31/2007
1,461
534
A Down Home Funeral
10/14/2007
1,216
711
Decapitating Ken
9/29/2007
378
744
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System
7/6/2007
468
703
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"
6/22/2007
1,562
766
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku
6/16/2007
11
600
A Hot Night in the Woods
4/21/2007
563
520
Car Slayer
4/11/2007
402
540
Death by Watermelon
4/11/2007
411
583
The Real Resume
4/11/2007
465
699
Untitled
3/17/2007
839
864
The Wyrding Well of the Pines
3/5/2007
1,697
505
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!
3/5/2007
1,488
585
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)
3/5/2007
35
755
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head
3/3/2007
647
950
The Truth About Honesty
2/26/2007
684
776
Can I Get Fries With That? - Adventures in Eclectic Dining
2/18/2007
1,347
721
Haiku Minus Sixteen: The Controversy
2/17/2007
1,484
882
Do People Eat Bugs?
2/12/2007
545
700
What's So Funny About A Kidney Stone?
2/8/2007
1,133
1,214
Potential Opening Lines for Novels
1/29/2007
419
1,261
The Saga of the Slab of Seven Mile Road
1/26/2007
656
604
Here kitty kitty
1/23/2007
224
498
Sexy Grandma
1/19/2007
39
836
Jeopardy In The Kitchen
1/19/2007
146
646
The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game!
1/18/2007
223
1,472
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