Your Day in the Barrel Author:Alan Furst What Do You Do When — -- It's kill or be killed — -- The CIA makes you an offer you can't refuse — -- There's $50,000 in the butter dish of your Winnebago — -- You're being stalked through the streets of New York by a killer and it's — Your Day In The Barrel? — Note: Title is explained in the Pinnacle edition thusly: — WARNING -- graphic sexual content... more »---
"A young man ships out on a freighter, The third week at sea he says to a shipmate: 'I'm horny as a goat. What do you people do for sex around here?' The mate takes him up to the deck where there is a huge barrel with a hole in it. He puts his prick in the hole and receives a fantastic blowjob. Later he sees his friend and says 'That was great, I'm gonna do that every day.' His friend replies, 'Every day but Thursday.' 'Why not Thursday?' 'Cause Thursday is your day in the barrel.'"« less