Divine Misfortune Author:A. Lee Martinez Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion?again?it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vow... more »s of chastity. But then they find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. Oh?and to crash on their couch for a few days. Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals?in worship, in love, and at parties.« less