Dwarf Rapes Nun Flees in UFO Author:Arnold Sawislak The Garden Club election was the big news of the day at The Capital Register & Press when into the newsroom marched the new owners - a diminutive Oriental with a taste for big blondes and a skyscraping Englishman in a New York Post frame of mind. — For reporter Robert Wartovsky it was the beginning of a newsman's Armageddon - video displa... more »y terminals, tabloid format, and an ultimatum: turn an item about doggy-doo on the Governor's shoes into hot headlines - GOV KNEE-DEEP INTO SOMETHING SMELLY? - or else. What follows is a wildly funny romp by a veteran Washington correspondent - a hilarious satire with the acid sting of truth.« less