I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This Author:Bob Newhart I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! — and Other Things That Strike Me as Funny — A guy is having an affair with his boss's wife. They are making mad passionate love, and she says, "Kiss me! Kiss me!" — He looks at her vert seriously and replies, "I shouldn't even be doing this!" — Praise for I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! — "Some of Bob Newhart's most b... more »rilliant monologues and funniest stories appear in this book. It is a nostalgic read for fans like me, and a textbook for comedians just starting out who want to learn from the best."