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Madonna Paints a Mustache: & Other Celebrity Happenings
Madonna Paints a Mustache Other Celebrity Happenings Author:Lawrence Grobel ?Elliott Gould said to Elvis Presley/?I may be crazy, but/What?s that gun doing/ Sitting on your hip??? ?Mae West always made an entrance/Even when exiting.? In this anthology of more than 150 poems, this jaunty dish on the rich and famous targets all these topics with attitude: Relationships, Mysticism, Paranoia, Bad Behavior, Race, ... more »Sex, Religion, and Gambling. These titles give a clue as to content: Madonna Paints a Mustache; James Franco was Pretty Crank-O; Dolly Parton at 3 A.M.; Drew Barrymore Keeps Her First Gray Hair; Saul Bellow Quite a Fellow; I?d Like to Say I Had a Ball Jake Gyllenhaal; Penelope Cruz Nothing to Lose; Ashley Judd Spits Tobacco; Nicole Kidman Brought Sushi; Bud Cort?s His Harold Past; Zsa Zsa Ain?t So Ga-Ga; Bruce Springsteen Gets Rejected; When Christian Slater Got Out of Jail; 14 Carat Goldie; I Kissed Farrah Fawcett; I?d Rather Be Alone, Sharon Stone.« less