If You Give a Man a Cookie A Parody Author:Laura Joffe Numeroff Laura Numeroff, author of the hugely popular children?s book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, offers this hilarious parody for the man in your life. — If you give a man a cookie...he's going to want milk to go with it...God forbid he should get it himself. — If You Give a Man a Cookie is a woman?s commentary about her helpless man and the chain of ev... more »ents that leads him on a journey from the bed, to the bathroom, to the couch, and back to bed at nightfall.« less