Pardon Me, You're Stepping on my Eyeball!
Pardon Me You're Stepping on my Eyeball Author:Paul Zindel The Hilarious adventures of two misfits--Marsh Mellow and Edna Shinglebox. Marsh writes hate letters, keeps a racoon in his pocket and thinks the whole world loathes his guts. Then he meets Edna, bombards her with insults, blasts her with outrageous lies and drags her on a horrendous, wild goose chase halfway around the country is search of some... more »one who doesn't exist. There's just one thing Marsh doesn't understand--Edna likes him.« less