Rotten Rhymes and Other Crimes Author:Nick Meglin, Al Jaffee "Roses are red — Violets are blue — Buy our book — Or we'll kill you" — If you're one of those fancy intelligent people who look down on anything that rhymes, then this book is not for you. But if you're one of the millions of stupid clods who think couplets are something to eat, then you're sure to enjoy ... more »this insane concoction of ... the worst of Al Jaffee and the verse of Nick Meglin.