No Sht There I Was Author:Alex Acks (Editor) Is there a better way to start a story than "No Sh!t, There I Was..."? If you hear that phrase, perk up, because you know you're in for a heck of a tale. That's how all the craziest, and most interesting, stories start. And then we told a bunch of authors to make sure their stories started wit... more »h that very phrase.
Edited by Alex Acks, cover by Brandon Chng, This volume is sure to have something to satisfy you. Grab a pint of your favorite beverage and gather round. We've got two dozen stories here to horrify, amuse, and mystify, each with their own illustration. Hard to believe, but no shit... there I was.
Contents:
Introduction (No Sh!t, There I Was...) (2017) • essay by Alex Acks
How I Became Coruscating Queen of All the Realms, Pierced the Obsidian Night, Destroyed a Legendary Sword, and Saved My Heart's True Love (2017) / short story by Stewart C. Baker, Matt Dovey [as by Baker & Dovey]
Steal from the Sun (2017) / short story by William Ledbetter
Episodes from the Abner-Mortimer Karmic War (2017) / short story by James Beamon
Salted Tongues and Salted Lashes (2017) / short story by Rachael K. Jones
The Storyteller's Slight (2017) / short story by Wren Wallis
The Goddess Whole (2017) / short story by Heather Morris
Blush Response (2017) / short story by E. Catherine Tobler
The One About Jacob (2017) / short story by Tyler Hayes
Skinwalker, Fast-Talker (2017) / short story by Darcie Little Badger
Dropped In (2017) / short story by Jo Robson
The Devil's Apprentice (2017) / short story by Premee Mohamed
Incursion (2017) / short story by R. K. Duncan
Silver Fish (2017) / short story by Sarah Tchernev
Lo, He Has Risen (2017) / short story by Linda Tyler
Rudy's Revenge (2017) / short story by Anne M. Gibson
First of the North (2017) / short story by Andrew Barton
If You're Hearing This, I'm Already Dead (2017) / short story by Sunil Patel
I'n Not Taking This Phantom Crap Anymore (2017) / short story by David Jón Fuller
The Pursuit of Happiness (2017) / short story by William Wood [as by William R. D. Wood]
Uranus Calling (2017) / short story by Devyani Borade
Really, I'm Like St. Francis That Way, What with Holding Bird-Like Creatures and All (2017) / short story by Adrian Simmons
Thou Unnecessary Letter (2017) / short story by Frances Rowat
Leaving Bordeaux (2017) / short story by Lou J. Berger
The Former Minions Support Group (2017) / short story by Alanna McFall