I Yam a Donkey Author:Cece Bell Even frustrated grammarians will giggle at the who?s-on-first routine that begins with a donkey?s excited announcement, ?I yam a donkey!? Unfortunately the donkey?s audience happens to be a yam, and one who is particular about sloppy pronunciation and poor grammar. An escalating series of misunderstandings leaves the yam furious and the clueless... more » donkey bewildered by the yam?s growing (and amusing) frustration. The yam finally gets his point across, but regrettably, he?s made the situation a little bit too clear . . . and the story ends with a dark and outrageously funny twist.« less