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Apart from her being a TV-and-movie junkie and a saleswomen extraordinaire of adult lotions, potions, and playthings, plain Jame Drysdale's life was nothing unusual. That was, until a moment of reckless driving catapulted her into a fairytale world lie a J.R.R. Tolkie book on crack. From Walker, Michigan, to a place of wacko wizards, sexually repressed elves and dangerous dwarves, Jane was suddenly fulfilling an epic destiny that held certain death - and even more certain love. Even the newly legible tattoo on her shoulder seemed to procalim the rightness of her transport: "Forever joined, heart upon heart, world upon world." Everything started with Jane on trial for her life and her Legolas-lookalike lawyer taking his shirt off, and the first thing seh ned to know was ...
What DO You Say to a Naked Elf?
One of two things sprang to mind
Apart from her being a TV-and-movie junkie and a saleswomen extraordinaire of adult lotions, potions, and playthings, plain Jame Drysdale's life was nothing unusual. That was, until a moment of reckless driving catapulted her into a fairytale world lie a J.R.R. Tolkie book on crack. From Walker, Michigan, to a place of wacko wizards, sexually repressed elves and dangerous dwarves, Jane was suddenly fulfilling an epic destiny that held certain death - and even more certain love. Even the newly legible tattoo on her shoulder seemed to procalim the rightness of her transport: "Forever joined, heart upon heart, world upon world." Everything started with Jane on trial for her life and her Legolas-lookalike lawyer taking his shirt off, and the first thing seh ned to know was ...
What DO You Say to a Naked Elf?
One of two things sprang to mind
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