1) 2 for 1 for any of the many wonderful books on my shelf for as long as anyone remembers this.  (Please remind me by PM of this offer.)

2) If you don't want a second book that's posted, I can also give you instead:

-a copy of Thunderball by Ian Fleming with a front cover that is coming off (unpostable but quite readable)

-a Soundgarden CD

-a DVD of Cutthroat Island, a must-have for lovers of pirate movies, Geena Davis, or masochists

-that kind of wonderful satisfaction that you have made someone else's day (my bookshelves are sagging under their own weight)

3) I don't have a cement-eating sweater, any more than beer can make you breathe fire, but if it got you to look at my shelf and order some quality reading material for your enjoyment and education, wasn't it worth it?