"Married life is an existence with bars around it." -- Al Goldstein
Alvin "Al" Goldstein (b. January 10, 1936, New York City) is an American publisher and pornographer. Goldstein founded the pornographic magazine Screw in 1968. He was also the host and producer (with radio personality Alex Bennett) of Midnight Blue, a New York leased-public access cable television series. He acted in Let My Puppets Come (1976), a puppet porn movie.
His company Milky Way Productions, home of Screw and his long-running cable show, Midnight Blue, went into bankruptcy in 2004. His mansion in Pompano Beach, Florida, with the 11-foot statue of an obscene finger gesture out back, was sold in June 2004 to pay debts. After his bankruptcy he served time in Rikers Island prison after he published a former employee's telephone number in Screw and encouraged readers to call her. He then received three years’ probation for similar treatment of his third wife, and was arrested for shoplifting. In 2005 he became homeless, until his friend the magician Penn Jillette offered to pay the rent on an apartment. In 2005 he became the national marketing director for XonDemand, an Internet video-on-demand porn website.
In 2005 a documentary was made by James Guardino about Goldstein, titled The Trials of Al Goldstein. In 2006, Goldstein released an autobiography, through Thunder’s Mouth Press, co-written with Josh Alan Friedman, titled My Screwed Life, which has received favourable reviews.
In late March 2007, Al launched his presidential campaign for the 2008 election. Campaign slogans include "Support Al, He likes it on top".
On August 29, in response to the Larry Craig scandal he declared in his blog that he was bisexual, and said he'll be "the first presidential candidate to admit to sucking cock and the first to turn fully gay mid-campaign."
However, in a presidential campaign video posted on YouTube, Al admits he is straight and has been married five times. He did state in the same video that he supports gay marriage.
Views on pornography and religion
In his book A Rebel Without a Shul, Luke Ford writes about a conversation he had with Goldstein. During this conversation he asked Goldstein why the porn industry contained so many Jews. Goldstein answered, "The only reason...is that...we don't believe in authoritarianism." Ford then asked, "What does it mean to you to be a Jew?" To which Goldstein responded, "It doesn't mean shit. It means that I'm called a kike." Ford also asked, "Do you believe in God?" Goldstein said, "I believe in me. I'm God. Fuck God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it. We're random. We're the flea on the ass of the dog."
"A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.""Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.""Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.""For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.""I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.""I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.""I refuse to be silenced.""I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.""If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.""In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.""Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.""Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.""Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.""Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.""Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.""Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.""So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.""The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.""The true success is the person who invented himself.""There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.""To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.""When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.""You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do."