My Alien Parents Author:R. L. Stine "Dad made his way to the breakfast table. He looked me up and down. And he had the same expression on his face that Mom had. He was staring at me as if he had never seen me before. Mom and Dad began whispering to each other. I excused myself and ran up the stairs to my room. My brain cells were whrring with all sorts of crazy thoughts. I didn't ... more »know what was going on. But I knew one thing for sure. Those two people downstairs were NOT my parents."« less