Anyone Got a Match Author:Max Shulman Sharply satirical story about a tobacco industry about to be beseiged by ever-less-ignorable facts about health risks. Shulman chooses as his protagonist Ira Shapian, a man whose job is "to nice" -- defined as inspiring confidence. Shulman skewers all sorts of pomposity, self-delusion and extra-marital hi-jinx and serves up a shishkabob of laughs.