The Art of War Against Fat Author:Bart Brink, Sun Tzu Special edition Crack up Funny Gut Burning mashup of Sun Tzu's The Art of War and practical weight loss advice. Sun Tzu Wu was a fat ass of the Ch`i State,but he lost thirty pounds. His weight loss brought him to the notice of Ho Lu, King of Wu. Ho Lu said to him: may I submit your theory of losing weight. Sun Tzu replied: "You may." Ho Lu ... more »asked: "May the test be applied to women?" The answer was again in the affirmative arrangements of bringing 180 fat ladies out of the Palace. Sun Tzu divided them into two companies, and placed one of the King's favorite concubines at the head of each. He then bade them all excercise, and addressed them thus: "I Presume you know the difference between fat and skinny, husky, and too thin." The girls replied: Yes. Sun Tzu went on: When I say "50 pushups a day everyday," you must Do them. When I say 50 more situps you must also perform. When I say "Cardio" you must face your exercise equipment and begin. When I say "Eat less Carbs," you must avoid that bacon and buttered toast."« less