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The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee (Audio CD) (Unabridged)
The Bedwetter Stories of Courage Redemption and Pee - Audio CD - Unabridged Author:Sarah Silverman Warning from publisher to reader: — At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your purchase, please take the following questionnaire: — 1. Which of the following do you appreciate? — A Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features. — B Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jew... more »ish than, say, Natalie Portman.
C Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.
2. Are you offended by the following behavior?
A Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
B Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
C Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.
3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:
A Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
B Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
C Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.
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