The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes Author:Bob Phillips Hold on your funny bone! — Here's even more wholesome humor to crack you up! — ACCIDENTS: — A lady driving hit a guy. — She yelled, "watch out!" — He yelled, "why? are you coming back? — MEDICINE: — Have you heard about the amazing new discovery? it's a pill that's is half aspirin and half glue for people who have slitting headaches. — CHURCH: — A minist... more »er asked a little girl what she thought of her first church service.
"The music was nice," she said, "but the commercial was too long."
TALK:
Getting a word in edgewise with some people is like trying to thread a sewing machine with the motor running.
TAXES:
A man walked into the tax collector's office, sat down, and smiled at everyone.
"May i help you?" said the clerk in charge.
"No," said the man. "I just wanted to meet the people i've been working for all these years."« less