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You Better Not Cry: Stories
You Better Not Cry Stories
Author: Augusten Burroughs
You?ve eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You?ve seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You?ve woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, ...  more »
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ISBN-13: 9780312430061
ISBN-10: 031243006X
Publication Date: 9/28/2010
Pages: 224
Rating:
  • Currently 3.9/5 Stars.
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3.9 stars, based on 16 ratings
Publisher: Picador
Book Type: Paperback
Other Versions: Hardcover, Audio CD
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Helpful Score: 3
I liked this book a lot. It's short, with short chapters such as "Clause and Effect" - but the whole book is not all knee-slapping laughs. Although some of the stories brought me to tears by laughing, a few of them made me misty because they were simple and sweet. Augusten is just so gifted drawing in the reader to his raw emotions. Can't wait for his next book release in 2012!
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Helpful Score: 3
Wow. What a ride, opinion-wise. There is a lot to say about this book, believe it or not. My opinion of the book kept changing as I listened to the stories. (I listened to it on CD.) Here are my reactions in order:

#1 More often than not it is a huge mistake to let the author read his own work, and this is a case in point. Burroughs' voice is so annoying in the first couple of stories that it drove me crazy. Try saying "stringy strands" as s-l-o-w-l-y as you possibly can, and you will get the idea. Now try the same thing with "cottony confection." Eeeek. (but see #4.)

#2 Based on the first two stories in the book, my view of Burroughs' childhood and his family was completely altered. If you have read "Running with Scisssors" you will probably have come away with a less than positive view of his parents (that's an understatement, duh). His mother, a narcisstic, drug-addled wanna-be artist signed over her parental rights to a eccentric (understatement) child abuser, and his father allowed this to happen. However, after you read the first two stories in this book, you will suddenly feel much more sympathetic to his folks, and understand why it must have been a huge relief to get little Augusten out of their live. God, what a brat.

#3 I was loving the set-up of the third story, in which the author (Spoiler Alert) wakes up hungover in a hotel room and comes to realize he slept with Santa, but unfortunately, the author takes the narrative too far, and it goes from wickedly funny to just a little sick.

#4 I loved the fourth story. It is a Christmas story that I will never forget. If you are debating whether to read (or listen to) this book, start with the fourth story. He creates images I will never forget, and he started to sound okay, like he got into his reading rhythm at last.

#5 Enjoyed the last two stories. Nice to hear where he is now (or was) in his life after reading "Running..." and "Wet" although it is a little sad to see he has transformed into half of a materialistic DINK couple. Oh well.

There you have it - a stream of consciousness review! Don't avoid this book, but be prepared to have some strong opinions as you read (or listen). Merry Christmas to one and all!
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Helpful Score: 1
If you like his others, you will love this one.
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Helpful Score: 1
A short compilation of Christmas themed stories from Augusten Burroughs. Cute and funny.
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