The Big Show Author:Keith Laumer They called it Bobby. It was an old war machine, and it sat in the middle of the village square with the rust coating it and the weeds growing around it. — The workmen nearby got a great big kick out of it, They'd say: "How's it going, Bobby?" and the old machine, its computerized vocal mechanism still functinal, would replay, "Very well, thank ... more »you,"
One day a military man drove up in a turbocar. He was a disposal officer, and he was going to put the old relic completely out of commission with his ray gun...