The Book of Terns Author:Peter Delacorte he Book of Terns, Michael C. Witte and Peter Delacorte's brilliant, epic, and mind-boggling compendium of bad puns and great drawings, is back! Long available only in dusty used bookstores and sleazy corners of the Internet, The Book of Terns reterns with a vengeance, with a spiffy new cover and several never- before- seen cartoons to accompany ... more »the old favorites.« less