This is a hilarious book. some examples:
Dear Santa,
I desperately need an electric shaver. My whiskers are too long.
Steve
Dear Santa,
I am not asking for anything for myself, but I think that little fish in the tank lonely since his companion mysteriously disappeared.Could you send dozen or so playmates? The really colorful ones with the long wavy fins that stick up out of the tank are the easiest to scoop up with a paw-um, I mean they are the kind that the other fish likes for company.
Selflessly yours,
Snowball
Great gift! This is written as a cat would write it!
Dear Santa,
I desperately need an electric shaver. My whiskers are too long.
Steve
Dear Santa,
I am not asking for anything for myself, but I think that little fish in the tank lonely since his companion mysteriously disappeared.Could you send dozen or so playmates? The really colorful ones with the long wavy fins that stick up out of the tank are the easiest to scoop up with a paw-um, I mean they are the kind that the other fish likes for company.
Selflessly yours,
Snowball
Great gift! This is written as a cat would write it!