A Celebrity's Little Instruction Book Author:Jasmine Birtles, Marc Blake With programs like Big Brother making instant celebrities out of complete nobodys there has never been a better time write a book about how to be a celebrity. Contents would include acceptable and unacceptable diseases, who to sleep with and who not ot sleep with, how to get into Hello magazine and how to keep out of Goat Fanciers Monthly and ho... more »w to work out which celebrity category that you fit into.« less