Creature Teacher - Goosebumps 2000, No 3 Author:R. L. Stine Welcome to the new millenium of fear... Goosebumps Series 2000 — A for Awesome. B for Beautiful. C for Charming. D for DEAD. — Mrs. Maaargh stepped out from behind the desk. Her bare feet made wet, smacking sounds on the carpet. She began to circle me, her brown eyes studying me hung... more »rily.
Her stomach growled. So loud, I jumped. It sounded like the gurgle of a bathtub emptying.
"You can't do this!" I gasped. "It isn't...human!"
That made her smile grow wider. "I'm not human," my new teacher said. "I'm a monster."
She's so sweet. So nice. So different from the other monstrous teachers at Graveyard School. Everyone likes her. Even Bentley the Bad, until one day he discovers the awful truth.... Now Bentley may have to stay after school. Forever.« less
My 4th grade math class has gotten tired of me yelling at them, so I have started waving this book at them silently (I think it's the purple dress that quiets them down)