Crock Are Those Your Good Pants Author:Bill Rechin, Don Wilder Collection of CROCK daily comic strips from the 1970s. — CROCK is a parody of the French Foreign Legion as depicted in the movie BEAU GESTE. The comic strip is set in the middle of a barren desert at a desolate fort, where the tyrannical Commandant Vermin P. Crock rules over a curious group of beleaguered legionnaires: the cowardly Capt... more »ain Poulet, the simple-minded Maggot, Figowitz (who just wants a kind word), Preppie, camp follower Grossie, Mario the Bartender, and the Lost Patrol.« less