My dad says Author:Justin Halpern After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three year old dad, Sam Halpern, who is like "Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he begin to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: — "T... more »hat woman was so sexy...Out of your league? Son, let the woman figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."
"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started screwing."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."« less