Let the Dog Drive Author:David Bowman excerpt: "That dog is a black blurred ghost. Black electricity. Yet he is still a dog and to more fully appreciate his love, consider his simple dog brain. A brain the size of a walnut. If we could fly above it, it would resemble a map of the USA composed of six states: a Texas for eating, a California for humping, a New York for the olfactory c... more »enter, a Maine for pooping and pissing, a Rhode Island allowing him to fetch and shake hands, and finally an Alaska of love--love for the master or mistress."« less